Contrasts!

I don’t know if other people do this, but I find that there’s lots of things that I...

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Five Steps to Fighting Narcolepsy.

To combat narcolepsy, one should always begin to con..        ..sider the sources of exhaustion.

Five Steps Towards Making Awkward...

Listen.       Speak.

Five Steps To Sleeping Through Work.

Forget to set an alarm.        Sleep through work.

Summer Reading.

Done: “Heart of Darkness” Joseph Konrad “Blink” Malcolm Gladwell “A...

More on Olympic Swimming.

how are swimmers smashing so many world...

dihard: Have you noticed that every Olympic swim event is also a record smasher? It seems like...

Looking For A Way To Boost Self-Esteem?

The Poverty of Feminism

Only Three Months Late...

McCain the Jabberwock.

`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves  Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:All mimsy were the...

Is AOL an LLC?  Weird.

trella: M.D.R.

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Power of Choice.

I’ve been thinking lately about the capacity for choice.  I was talking to one of my friends,...

“Mr Mosley admitted a sado-masochistic sex session with five...”
— BBC.  Gotta love Europe.

“The thing I hate the most about advertising is that it...”
— What an interesting...

Juicy Couture.

Dear Juicy Couture, I’m writing to register my complaints.  You were pushing it with...

The Dark Knight? Not That Great.

I saw The Dark Knight on opening show, and after having seen it and thought about it for a while, I...

NYTimes "World Briefing": Instant...

Seriously.  Check out all the weird shit that goes down elsewhere.  It’s refreshing to be...

Twenty Questions I Have That Lost Has...

Where was Jack’s father’s body? Who is Jacob? Why are there polar bears on the...

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“I’m not doing it. I’m just not. I know I say the same thing...”
—  Michael Ian Black on the...

“The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.”
— Bertrand Russell (via angad)

microwalrus: FFFFOUND! Cool.

Kanye's Blog

There’s only one thing better than reading Kanye West’s blog, and that’s his...

I'm Really Bad at Flirting on Gchat.

Girl: (uses an emoticon)
Me: haha emoticons
Me: there should be a winking sad face
Me: that'd be funny
Me: pure gold if you ask me
Girl: ..ok

Jamba!

I’m currently enjoying Jamba Juice’s Strawberry Surf Rider.  I checked out the website...

Google & the Law.

“We tried to come up with comparison search terms that would embody typical American values,” Mr....

“Afghan suicide attack ‘kills six’”
— A BBC News article. ...

Geriatrics.

I had to work today at 5:30 this morning, which was unfortunate, but it will make the fact that...

Question

Doesn’t the phrase “all but _______”  seem to mean the same thing as...

Nature vs. Nurture vs. Notion

An interesting observation on the whole nature versus nurture debate:  it’s totally in...

I took some pictures while I was in San Francisco.  This is...

An Open Letter

To:  Tech Library Re:  Outlets Dear Tech, You’re the fucking library of technology....

If you’ve got free time, I recommend reading Dave...

“Whenever something good happens to me, I want to wait two...”
— Dimitri Martin (via...

This time tomorrow.

“Every time you sniff and say somebody has “too much free...”
—  Merlin Mann (via superamit)

I said a while ago I was going to upload some of my...

HiddenLizards.com

After a little inspiration, I developed an awesome new website idea.  It’s called...

My hangover.

McCain Aide to honor pledge not to campaign...

(via garfieldminusgarfield) I was pleased to see an...

Vodka Class Reunion

SMIRNOFF: Absolut! Hey man, what’s going on?
ABSOLUT: Absolut nothing. How are you doing?
SMIRNOFF: Uh, I’m alright. Hey man, remember when we were playing lacrosse together? That rocked!
ABSOLUT: Yeah. You were totally B-team, weren’t you?
SMIRNOFF: Well, yeah, we played a couple of times together though. Didn’t Coach give captain to Ketel One instead of you?
ABSOLUT: I fucking hate Ketel One. Let’s talk about something else.
Grey Goose walks in
SMIRNOFF: Oh, shit. Not this guy.
ABSOLUT: Uh, hey Goose.
GREY GOOSE: Hey boys! Check out my new packaging. Sexy, no?
SMIRNOFF: Yeah, that’s cool I guess.
ABSOLUT: Absolut gay. (Smirnoff and Absolut snicker, high five)
SMIRNOFF: Goose, you’ve been spending a lot of time with Lemonade lately, haven’t you? Didn’t he come out of the closet a little while ago?
GREY GOOSE: Ugh, you guys are soo lame. What are we listening to right now? I just want to listen to some house music. Some beats.
Ketel One walks in with Tonic
KETEL ONE: What up, Chief?
SMIRNOFF: Ketel! How you doing?
ABSOLUT: Hi, Tonic. What are you doing here?
GREY GOOSE: Yeah, baby. Why are you with Ketel One? Why haven’t you been returning my calls?
TONIC: Me and Ketel have been dating for the past couple of months.
KETEL ONE: Check out Tonic’s necklace. Set me back a couple of bones. No big.
ABSOLUT: Tonic, you slut!
TONIC: We never dated, Absolut. We were only together during open bar.
ABSOLUT: That’s not what you said at the time. Whatever, Red Bull’s way better in bed.
SMIRNOFF: Wait. Red Bull never told me she was with any other guys.
GREY GOOSE: Get real, boyfriend. I’ve even been with Red Bull.
KETEL ONE: Yeah, bro, Red Bull’s a total hoe.
ABSOLUT: Yo, what’s Mountain Dew doing here? I heard she got knocked up a while ago.
SMIRNOFF: She smells like meth and BO. Oh, no. If Mountain Dew’s here, that means…
Skol stumbles out of a bathroom, covered in vomit, wearing an Eminem t-shirt
SKOL: LET’S FUCKING RAGE! BABY, COME HERE! I WANT TO DO ME SOME DEW!

Windows Vista

I’m updating my Tumblr while using a Vista PC and I’m suddenly empathizing with how...

Way better than I expected.  If you’re interested in...

Podcasts: Web 5.0

They have to be ahead of their time.  I don’t get why anyone downloads them.

Antonin Scalia looks like a Star Wars character.

Google Trends.

I know I post up stuff like this all the time, but I think online aggregation often has pretty funny...

Why not?  h3nry: Anteaters…..Wearing Sweaters 

I Might Make This My Homepage.

“The essential difference between emotion and reason is that...”
— Donald Calne, noted...

Bellum Omnium Contra Omnes

Bellum omnium contra omnes is a Latin term that means “war by all, against all.”  I just...

Me: Man, you're wasted.
Him: I fuckin' know.
Me: Do you want me to get you some water?
Him: Yeah. If it's chicken.

Interesting.  I would have expected the opposite.

It’s resolved: xoxo is the most popular of all the xo...

An inverse relationship?  Who would have thought?

Sweet Jesus, This is Addictive.

Anyone else discover Facebook Lexicon yet?  It’s a new Facebook application that allows you to...

J.U.S.T.I.C.E. Videos

After having seen Justice’s two big music videos, I’m more than willing to allow Justice...

Deering Library

“Everyone you now know was a stranger at one point.”

I’m working on it.  muxtape: Muxtape plays on the...

I Love CollegeHumor

Internal Debate First it was Maddox.  Then Tucker Max.  Then Digg.  Now it’s CollegeHumor,...

Murdering Plants for Fun and Profit

This is a really interesting concept.  It’d also be interesting to explore the difference...

What a hair-raisingly good idea.

Uh-Oh, Google

“In the end it feels like black magic. Google (and other advertisers as well to be fair)...

“This course will delve into how ideas of...”
— English 273 course...

"Make You Feel That Way"

Up an early for the hope of a brand new day See a homie you ain’t seen since back in the day...

“Why is is that we park on driveways and repeatedly commit...”
— Multiple DUI Offender Botches...

Kliq Klaq Kaccessories.

I need to get back into it.

Is it concerning that this is making me more, rather than...

“keming: noun. The result of improper kerning.”
— from Ironic Sans (via...

Seasonal Playlist

I’ve found all the links that I post to Tumblr don’t look good with the formatting of my...

Imagine you found a book written thirty years ago.  It features a protagonist remarkably similar to...

“I would simply be uncomfortable being in a campaign that...”
— John McCain head adviser Mark...

My B.

Me: Louisiana is definitely in the country.
Lunch lady: No, it isn't!
Me: Mmm, think it is. What's the biggest city in Louisiana?
Lunch lady: New Orleans.
Me: Not anymore!
Lunch lady: ..angry silence..

Options.

One of the things I’ve disliked lately about college is how many opportunities that I feel...

Blatant Plagiarism.

Who would have guessed that when you remove Garfield from the Garfield comic strips, the result is...

I’ll start posting things besides pictures and videos soon.  In between finals and drinking...

This is so awesome.

This is the picture equivalent of how my Reading Week has...

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The Sombrero Galaxy is the best galaxy.

Compassionate Conservatism

This is a cool invention.  The website is worth looking at.

Check it out.

Last night, I had a dream that Andre 3000 was my best friend.  He lived on a granite quarry.  It was...

Case in point!

Inspiration

Rhinoplasty

So I got into an argument over plastic surgery recently, and it made me wonder: Are morals...

Better than Dorm Food, Vol. 1

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Ahh, Home.

My Mother: I'm a 47 year-old-woman and I'm allowed to enjoy pornography if I want to!
Me: Oh my god...
My Mother: I don't, but I can! Right?
Me: Mom. Please.

Herbie Hancock won the Grammys?  Weird.

“Eloquence can set fire to reason.”
— Oliver Wendell Holmes

Download it.

I’m slipping.  It’s been what?  A week since I’ve updated?  I’m going to...

Section 1983

This is sweet. 42 USC 1983:  Every person who, under color of any statute, ordinance, regulation,...

This picture should find its way into pop culture.

“Don’t you ever be down/ I said don’t...”
— “Don’t You...

Instead of Singing

Some people sing in the shower.  I think about philosophy.  Here’s the fruit of my labor...

I just got an email from FreddyOrganProdigious who wanted to let me know about penile enhancement. ...

Northwestern Alumni Association

I lost my wallet last night, and to distract me from that concerning fact, I’ve been clicking...

From camping, two years ago.

Greek Life and I

So we chose to theme one of our rush events as a Pike kiddy birthday party.  Initially, I wanted to...

My Favorite Drink

There’s a Facebook application entitled “Compare People.”  I think that...

And I predict: Romney/Huckabee  VS  Obama/Edwards, with Obama winning in the end. It’s on. 

In the span of a car ride to and from a restaurant today, my friend and I concluded the...

“Barack Obama will win the Iowa caucus.”
— CNN

I think this is my favorite design I’ve done.

If I ever get into hookers, I’m going to try bartering with them rather than actually paying....

The CNN frontpage is out of control right now. Usually,...

I wish I had the talent to do stuff like this.

Questions and an Observation

Is conscious thought possible without language to construct it?  Could I have ideas with the...