Geriatrics.
I had to work today at 5:30 this morning, which was unfortunate, but it will make the fact that I’m going to sleep and watch LOST for the rest of the day a little more palatable. Anyhow, senior citizens fucking line up outside of the gym before the sun even rises because, apparently, they’ve got nothing better to do. I was watching these two guys who should be on their respective deathbeds banter to each other and they had a pretty funny dialogue. Thus:
A: Bill! How you doing? Still breathing, huh?
B: long pause.. Yes. Yes, I am. He stares at A. It’s a basic necessity.
B couldn’t have crammed more condescension into his quavering old voice if he had tried. Good to see that the Greatest Generation is still getting along.